This just in...

This is the conversation JUST now overheard in the kitchen- just a small glimpse of our life.
Tom walks through the kitchen with the vacuum extension pole. Yordi is running (squealing like a kid on Christmas morning) behind him shouting at me. "Mom come quick. What's dad got? Somesings wrong with the goat. He's gonna slap him and then we get to eat him." HUH???????
Sorry Yordi- dad is just going to vacuum. It's just pizza for dinner.

I couldn't make this stuff up if I tried...